So on Saturday, I watched the car crash TV show that is Take Me Out. I find it pretty funny and flawed. Imagine if it was 30 blokes and 1 woman instead... would any light ever go off until the final round?
Normally I get my laughs from Adam and Dan's Twitter banter, but this week I didn't need it because of one thing; Damian Merry.
If you missed it, here's the worst thing you can say to a bunch of ladies.
But if that wasn't worth a TV award right there... There's more.
Elle, who I used to work with, tweeted last night: